Career highlights include: 

1 top ten (rain-shortened, half field didn't start)

3 sponsorship deals (all with the same tanning salon)

He once beat a real USF2000 driver off the line in a Trader Joes parking lot in separate cars, on separate days, and Thim maintains this still counts. 

A lap record at his local go-kart track that has since been broken by an 11-year-old named Kyle. 

Thim has not spoken to Kyle.

The "P2 In My Heart" Tee — Because he's never actually finished P2. Or top five. This is aspirational merchandise.

"Braking Point" Scented Candle — Notes of burnt rubber, disappointment, and a hint of McLaren legal.

The Kyle Beater — A go-kart helmet never worn in competition, autographed by Thim "for legal reasons unrelated to Kyle."

Pit Lane Pass (Laminated, Expired, Framed) — A genuine pass from 2019. Does not grant access to anything. Comes with a small plaque reading "He Was There."

"I thought this was going to be about racing." — Genuine Listener

"Genuinely can't tell if he's in on the joke. 3 stars " — Thim's Mom

"1 star, please stop mentioning my son." — Kyle's dad, 

"Bought the candle. It just smells like regret and Chanel No. 5. Weirdly, I've reordered twice." — Donor Caly

"Who?" — Zak, 54, from Los Angeles

Thimsport, obviously, is not a real thing.  Unfortunately, the podcast is.

Off Track with Hinch and Rossi wouldn't be possible without 

• The best thing out of Canada since the Canadarm, Hinch

• The dulcet tones of the genuinely cursed Rossi

• The unique contribution of Tim Durham * 

*We're not saying it's a good contribution, but it is undeniably a contribution.   

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